While listening to this song, I started to wonder about the days when getting with a girl was easy. I remember when I was like 7 or 8 and when I liked a female all I had to do was just punch her somewhere. Even more so, if I really liked her then I would buy her a bag of chips or walk her home from school. When did starting a relationship with a female become so damn difficult!?!? Now you have to start a conversation with her and then find what she likes. Then you have to ask her out and then on top of that you have to make sure its somewhere good so she don't think you're a fuckin' clown. How about I just send a note to a female on a napkin at the bar saying " Do you think I'm cute yes or no " with 2 boxes to check a response? I'm really going to try take it back to the old school days so ladies should be forewarned that if I like you then I'm going to use some childish way to let you know that. Also I'm going to use some childish way to find out if you're interested in me. Why am I going to do all of this? Pretty much because I can and to keep things interesting. I just hope some chick doesn't call the cops when I punch her in the arm or push off of a chair, LOL. They should just know that I find them attractive and want to get to know them better. Fuck buying a girl a drink, nothing says " I think you're fly" like just pulling a girl's hair or tripping her as she walks in stilettos.
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