So has anyone else ever gave someone advice in cynical way but it turned out to be good advice?!?! I guess only weird shit like that only happens to me but should I really be surprised?!? I gave someone some advice a while back just being my usual jackass self but now some time after I did it turns out it was good advice. Where can I go wrong?? Nigga can't even give cynical advice these days anymore. In this particular case, the advice isn't working against me but I'm really perplexed by the fact that I accidentally gave good advice. I need to get me a 1-900 number & an informercial. CALL ME NOW!!!!
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Paparazzi
Currently listening to: " Mc Hammer " by Rick Ross
So it turns out people checking a nigga & giving reports what the fuck it is I'm doing. Even though 95% of the shit I do is public knowledge, who the fuck are these people to go spot checking me. I'm not going to say any name even though I know EXACTLY who the fuck it was because thats uncalled for. They just need to know as soon as they read this I sincerely hope they eat a dick with AIDS on the tip for being so fuckin' lame. I don't give 2 fucks what it is they do with their lives so its no need for them to comment on mine. It snakes in the grass & I can see their skin peeling.
So it turns out people checking a nigga & giving reports what the fuck it is I'm doing. Even though 95% of the shit I do is public knowledge, who the fuck are these people to go spot checking me. I'm not going to say any name even though I know EXACTLY who the fuck it was because thats uncalled for. They just need to know as soon as they read this I sincerely hope they eat a dick with AIDS on the tip for being so fuckin' lame. I don't give 2 fucks what it is they do with their lives so its no need for them to comment on mine. It snakes in the grass & I can see their skin peeling.
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Find My Way.....
Currently Listening To: Tyga & Chris Brown - "Holla At Me"
Man, I swear I hate when I really have some shit on my mind but then I totally forget. I sat in front of a blank blog post for about an hour trying to figure out what it is that I wanted to say. God ALWAYS points in the direction of something I've buried in my sub-conscience well after I decided to concede to the notion. I guess its just not my time when I want to invest time & energy into various adventures. My eyes have REALLY been open to a lot of different things that weren't even on my radar this time last year. Funny how around my birthday life always seems to hit me with some new shit. I have a sense of the direction I should be heading into at this present time but I have no idea where its going leave me though.
Man, I swear I hate when I really have some shit on my mind but then I totally forget. I sat in front of a blank blog post for about an hour trying to figure out what it is that I wanted to say. God ALWAYS points in the direction of something I've buried in my sub-conscience well after I decided to concede to the notion. I guess its just not my time when I want to invest time & energy into various adventures. My eyes have REALLY been open to a lot of different things that weren't even on my radar this time last year. Funny how around my birthday life always seems to hit me with some new shit. I have a sense of the direction I should be heading into at this present time but I have no idea where its going leave me though.
Monday, May 10, 2010
Lone Ranger......
Currently Listening To: "In This World" by Jae Millz
Why is that people will always try to find something they believe is to your detriment to use against you when they feeling weak?! If you have to bring down another person down to make yourself feel a little better then you need to re-evaluate your life. Nothing in my life is a detriment to me. Everthing that has happened to me whether it be good, bad, or indifferent makes me the man that I am today. Pat Benetar said love is a battlefield but I honestly believe life is a battlefield. I'm just earning stripes along the way in this war of life. I'm a 1 man battilion & even though I have allies nobody else is fighting the war I'm fighting. So in essence, nobody needs to get ahead of themselves & think that I trust them because I don't. I always sleep with 1 eye open so I see the enemy on the horizon most of the time. Thats not to say I haven't lost my fair share of battles in life........
Why is that people will always try to find something they believe is to your detriment to use against you when they feeling weak?! If you have to bring down another person down to make yourself feel a little better then you need to re-evaluate your life. Nothing in my life is a detriment to me. Everthing that has happened to me whether it be good, bad, or indifferent makes me the man that I am today. Pat Benetar said love is a battlefield but I honestly believe life is a battlefield. I'm just earning stripes along the way in this war of life. I'm a 1 man battilion & even though I have allies nobody else is fighting the war I'm fighting. So in essence, nobody needs to get ahead of themselves & think that I trust them because I don't. I always sleep with 1 eye open so I see the enemy on the horizon most of the time. Thats not to say I haven't lost my fair share of battles in life........
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Watching From The Sideline......
Currently listening to: "The Right Time" by Ray Charles
In life you can usually get a pretty good feeling for a person through random conversation or sparingly being around them. But then other times it takes deeper combination of those 2 instances. Sometimes that may end up revealing someone is a complete jackass or that they're actually a genuine person to be around. Recently I've realized both those conceptions about people in my life. I've just realized that someone I've been mildy close with is pretty compatible with myself. This is the 1st time I've actually been in a situation of this nature so its kind of awkward because I'm all about being upfront with my views/feelings for people but at the same time I don't want to create an awkward situation. I guess I can always can kind wonder what could be. Besides a certain dynamic is in the way of any potential progress so I will just be "Watching From The Sideline" (like how I ended with the title of the blog post?!?)
In life you can usually get a pretty good feeling for a person through random conversation or sparingly being around them. But then other times it takes deeper combination of those 2 instances. Sometimes that may end up revealing someone is a complete jackass or that they're actually a genuine person to be around. Recently I've realized both those conceptions about people in my life. I've just realized that someone I've been mildy close with is pretty compatible with myself. This is the 1st time I've actually been in a situation of this nature so its kind of awkward because I'm all about being upfront with my views/feelings for people but at the same time I don't want to create an awkward situation. I guess I can always can kind wonder what could be. Besides a certain dynamic is in the way of any potential progress so I will just be "Watching From The Sideline" (like how I ended with the title of the blog post?!?)
Friday, April 16, 2010
It's So Easy......
Currently listening to: "Shades" by Wale
So I think it was 2 entries ago I spoke of a female who I HAD been spending some significant time with but notice the HAD in that sentence. She talked her way right out of that by trippin' over shit I put on twitter & facebook (go ahead & laugh because I did). How you buggin cause I joke about having sex with someone who lives 900 away from where I live?!? GET A FUCKIN GRIP!! WARNING: Take nothing I put on the internet seriously!! I'll be damned if someone is going to try to make me feel bad about my actions or words & not get moved right along. Feel however you feel by all means but I don't need to hear anyone complaining over it. I've gotten over the whole badmouthing people stage of my life so God bless her & I'm not going to put on a show for my twitter/facebook friends like she's been doing since I told her we mind as well go in seperate directions if she's going to bug out over internet nonsense. I had females (excluding family) in a very low regard so don't get comfortable.
So I think it was 2 entries ago I spoke of a female who I HAD been spending some significant time with but notice the HAD in that sentence. She talked her way right out of that by trippin' over shit I put on twitter & facebook (go ahead & laugh because I did). How you buggin cause I joke about having sex with someone who lives 900 away from where I live?!? GET A FUCKIN GRIP!! WARNING: Take nothing I put on the internet seriously!! I'll be damned if someone is going to try to make me feel bad about my actions or words & not get moved right along. Feel however you feel by all means but I don't need to hear anyone complaining over it. I've gotten over the whole badmouthing people stage of my life so God bless her & I'm not going to put on a show for my twitter/facebook friends like she's been doing since I told her we mind as well go in seperate directions if she's going to bug out over internet nonsense. I had females (excluding family) in a very low regard so don't get comfortable.
Friday, April 9, 2010
Throw Some D's On It.......
Currently Listening To: TM F.R.E.S.H. - "Skittles"
My currently listening to is a shoutout to the homies down in Jacksonville (check them out at sounclick.com search The Real Team Fresh) which where I just came from vacation a week ago. I had very good & interesting time to say the least. They may even see me make a return during 1 of my other 2 vacations for the year, who knows! I hit the scene feeling like fuckin' Don Magic Juan because I got picked up by 3 pretty women & they even help put my bags in the trunk (insert pimp laugh here). Then I FINALLY went to Chik-Fil-A (did you guys get the drift I don't leave Doddtown too often yet, lol) & I must admit that shit is fuckin' delicious. I told the manager it was my 1st time & I was from New Jersey. He replied, "Thats like another planet up there!" Little did I realize that he was exactly right. Then we went to some spot for cupcakes & them shits were like $5 a piece but I shit you not it was very much worth the pricing. Good food arouses me, I must admit this fact very bashfully. The rest of my day in Jacksonville was pretty quiet until we went out to the club later that night & man was it a culture shock. I never seen so many lacefront wigs(I hate lacefront wigs FYI) in 1 building EVER!! Spot we went to was pretty cool & it was dumb cheap to get in ($5 after 12 would be crack prices here in NJ). After the club let out is when the excitement took place! So Shon, Ceas, & myself were going back to the car when we saw some dude spazzin' on his girlfriend. Valet guy pulled up the couple's car so we moved out the way & dude says to Ceas, "you followin' my car bro?!?!". So Ceas responds "fuck you talkin bout nigga?!?!". Dude repeats himself & Ceas tucks his chain into his shirt then ATTEMPTS to jab dude with his left hand. Notice how I put attempt in all caps because he did not connect on the punch. Me & Shon look at Ceas confused as hell by him completely missing this dude's head region. Dude throws his hands up, squints his eyes, & then says "whhhhhaaaa?!?!". That was hands down the funniest thing that happened the entire time I was down there. After the fuckery, we went to IHOP (universal after party dining) & it was the same nonsense I'm used to here. Some dude was in there straight lookin' like Kimbo Slice with a full sweatsuit on & he was only drinking coffee (scratches head in confusion). I saw what appeared to be church folks & club hoppers alike all pass through I hop at the same time. Young boys with dreds coming in with 6x tshirts on. Definitely was a very subtle culture shock to me if I must say so myself. I really thought that every nigga up here had dreds but they got niggas up here beat & they don't keep their shit done either! I guess I should start summarizing this shit a little more because I was down there for a whole week & I can go on typing bout shit for days! Hit some fweed for the 1st time ever (don't ask me why niggas call it fweed but shit made my knee lock up before I went to sleep) & went to Pensacola for a couple of days to kick it with my brother Dame. They let you drink alcohol on the beach there! Physically on the beach, not in some bar on the boardwalk like they do here! Loso told this nigga Zo don't come home if he didn't wash the dishes & Zo was then M.I.A. for 2 days afterwards. Zo pops up again after Loso dipped off & niggas thought it was the funniest thing ever. I got on the mic for a couple of bars but had to restart this nigga computer when I was finally starting to get the hang of the whole studio vibe (I may be coming to a track near you VERY soon so watch out). I pumped gas for the 1st time ever & that is some fag ass shit! Thank Baby Jesus we got gas station attendants up here cause I can't even bang with that shit. All in all I will say I had a blast down there, met some good people, & got an opportunity to step out of my comfort zone for a while. I just want to thank everyone who showed me a good time while I was down there. Southern hospitality was definitely in effect & like I told all of them, I got the tour bus for whenever they want to come up top to the jungle.
My currently listening to is a shoutout to the homies down in Jacksonville (check them out at sounclick.com search The Real Team Fresh) which where I just came from vacation a week ago. I had very good & interesting time to say the least. They may even see me make a return during 1 of my other 2 vacations for the year, who knows! I hit the scene feeling like fuckin' Don Magic Juan because I got picked up by 3 pretty women & they even help put my bags in the trunk (insert pimp laugh here). Then I FINALLY went to Chik-Fil-A (did you guys get the drift I don't leave Doddtown too often yet, lol) & I must admit that shit is fuckin' delicious. I told the manager it was my 1st time & I was from New Jersey. He replied, "Thats like another planet up there!" Little did I realize that he was exactly right. Then we went to some spot for cupcakes & them shits were like $5 a piece but I shit you not it was very much worth the pricing. Good food arouses me, I must admit this fact very bashfully. The rest of my day in Jacksonville was pretty quiet until we went out to the club later that night & man was it a culture shock. I never seen so many lacefront wigs(I hate lacefront wigs FYI) in 1 building EVER!! Spot we went to was pretty cool & it was dumb cheap to get in ($5 after 12 would be crack prices here in NJ). After the club let out is when the excitement took place! So Shon, Ceas, & myself were going back to the car when we saw some dude spazzin' on his girlfriend. Valet guy pulled up the couple's car so we moved out the way & dude says to Ceas, "you followin' my car bro?!?!". So Ceas responds "fuck you talkin bout nigga?!?!". Dude repeats himself & Ceas tucks his chain into his shirt then ATTEMPTS to jab dude with his left hand. Notice how I put attempt in all caps because he did not connect on the punch. Me & Shon look at Ceas confused as hell by him completely missing this dude's head region. Dude throws his hands up, squints his eyes, & then says "whhhhhaaaa?!?!". That was hands down the funniest thing that happened the entire time I was down there. After the fuckery, we went to IHOP (universal after party dining) & it was the same nonsense I'm used to here. Some dude was in there straight lookin' like Kimbo Slice with a full sweatsuit on & he was only drinking coffee (scratches head in confusion). I saw what appeared to be church folks & club hoppers alike all pass through I hop at the same time. Young boys with dreds coming in with 6x tshirts on. Definitely was a very subtle culture shock to me if I must say so myself. I really thought that every nigga up here had dreds but they got niggas up here beat & they don't keep their shit done either! I guess I should start summarizing this shit a little more because I was down there for a whole week & I can go on typing bout shit for days! Hit some fweed for the 1st time ever (don't ask me why niggas call it fweed but shit made my knee lock up before I went to sleep) & went to Pensacola for a couple of days to kick it with my brother Dame. They let you drink alcohol on the beach there! Physically on the beach, not in some bar on the boardwalk like they do here! Loso told this nigga Zo don't come home if he didn't wash the dishes & Zo was then M.I.A. for 2 days afterwards. Zo pops up again after Loso dipped off & niggas thought it was the funniest thing ever. I got on the mic for a couple of bars but had to restart this nigga computer when I was finally starting to get the hang of the whole studio vibe (I may be coming to a track near you VERY soon so watch out). I pumped gas for the 1st time ever & that is some fag ass shit! Thank Baby Jesus we got gas station attendants up here cause I can't even bang with that shit. All in all I will say I had a blast down there, met some good people, & got an opportunity to step out of my comfort zone for a while. I just want to thank everyone who showed me a good time while I was down there. Southern hospitality was definitely in effect & like I told all of them, I got the tour bus for whenever they want to come up top to the jungle.
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